Truth Be Told: I once had a camel in a headlock
Here's where not keeping up with the blog gets you. I'm forced to get back into my readers good graces by finally fessing up to a little-known secret.
I once had a camel in a headlock.
About a month ago, I was chaperoning my son and a buddy of his at a "petting zoo".
(That's my boy on the left.)
We were in the paddock sitting on the tractor-trailer on our way out into the reserve area where they kept the bigger animals. There were a couple of camels who knowingly waited at the fence for the inner gate to open before they started nosing for food. Since I was sitting toward the front of the trailer (the raised bed was the perfect height for a camel) they hit us up first.
I had Finn on my left and my boy on my right just next to the railing. Turtle had no interest in going first, so I was encouraging my other charge to feed the camel from his Dixie cup. With a sharp shreik, I looked up to see this camel with my son's laminated name tag firmly in its mouth. It was pulling him closer to the rail despite all the noise. I quickly broke the string and tried to console my kid. After checking the other boy, I looked up to see this camel happily munching away on this 6"x9" piece of plastic like a flat cud.
Many of my readers will know that I had a former career working with animals.
I had maybe ten seconds before that idiot camel decided to swallow and get a large piece of plastic stuck in its throat. After I realized what the vet might say..."Aah! Here's the problem! it was a large piece of plastic from Maury Elementary. There's a name at the bottom..." I quickly took action. Jumping up, I put this camel in a headlock under my right arm. I then used both hands to reach around his mouth and try to grab the plastic. After pulling up his big lips, I managed to grap hold between bites and slip it forward out of his mouth.
While consoling one frightened Turtle, I looked up at the mother who was sitting next to me (not so closely this time, I noticed). She called me crazy so I told her that I wasn't going to take that from some camel.
Hopefully, it earned the Turtle a little respect at school.











